Sayings, Riddles & Jokes
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Words of Wisdom
Don’t do something
permanently Stupid
Because you are
temporarily upset
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Keep your words soft and sweet.
You never know when you might have to eat them!
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Do you know why you shouldn’t tell dirty stories in the garden?
answer: The corn has ears, The potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk!
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If this doesn't make you smile, your 'smiler' must be
broken. Some old, some new. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() May your
days on earth be many, may your life be free from strife every
day of your life. BEST
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Subject:
OLD
CALENDAR - PRICELESS!!!!
A Creative Calendar from a Retirement Home. What a fantastic
idea! I'll just bet they had a ball.
A
German Retirement Community did a calendar where seniors amazingly
recreated famous movie scenes.
The
Contilia Retirement Group in Essen, Germany, made what is
probably the best calendar ever with a few of their seniors.
According to German press, 5000 calendars were printed.
And they were given out to residents of the Senior Centre,
along with relatives and staff.
The calendar models were interviewed about the project and
said it was a ton of fun to dress up as their favourite
actors.
The shoot was done with professional stylists and
photographers to make sure everything looked as cool as
possible.
The
oldest senior involved with the calendar was 98 years!
JANUARY
Wilhelm Buiting, 89
'Growing
old' is
Mandatory,
'Growing
up' is
Optional!!
AND AS THEY SAY IN THE CLASSICS ...
If you haven't grown up by the time you are FIFTY
Well then you don't have to!!!!
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A NUN AND SOME WARM MILK
???He who angers you conquers you.??? ??? Elizabeth Kenny
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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